tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24577144316647202502024-03-12T18:29:24.388-07:00Talking about LanguageThe new and improved language blog, where posts about editing, language, and other fun stuff roam.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-88707519234369563722010-07-29T07:11:00.001-07:002010-07-29T07:21:33.855-07:00Editing for WritersA lot of people (read: everyone but the teacher and me) in my Creative writing class have a utilitarian view of editors at best. I thought up this in response:<br /><br /><blockquote>To writers who think it's an editor's job to worry about syntax or grammar or spelling or whatever, I would ask them if they were an actor, how would they treat their makeup artists? An editor, like a makeup artist, can make you look very good or very foolish. Be nice to your editors. </blockquote>Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598091900973893234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-88222590562216251702010-07-09T10:41:00.000-07:002010-07-09T10:45:54.662-07:00Quote for the Day<div style="text-align: center;">"All the problems with the English language<br />can be traced back to the fact<br />that you have dozens of words for sex<br />and only one for love."<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">-Arthur Crowley<br /></div></div>Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598091900973893234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-12520778446676484172009-03-23T08:47:00.001-07:002009-03-23T08:48:18.908-07:00VerbingCharity already posted a comic strip on the topic of verbing, but I found this article interesting to read. It is odd how some things can be changed, but others can't. Me? I'm all for verbing. (as long as it's not TOO weird)<br /><br /><br />http://blog.leximo.org/2009/03/verbing-weirds-language.htmlTraciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05555164613524033553noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-70858671066485371372009-02-02T06:27:00.001-08:002009-02-02T06:27:44.823-08:00This is dreadful.Read this:<br /><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_no_apostrophe">http://news. yahoo.com/ s/ap/20090131/ ap_on_re_ eu/eu_britain_ no_apostrophe</a>Beckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13129578337346486824noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-81360431492702510402008-12-03T08:29:00.000-08:002008-12-03T08:30:38.339-08:00More Interesting<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJgqIo_O7rr2H9z2oE7xIZYcAoDvaP87x2ez70Fqlh4We8ohC76j0sUdlusPEKcolSZgXSuZ76sCf858z0-PbS-C89ZNdMaWiGNorOeF1-U0_7sINxBHHKZNpLWP0qO7wklEOU1Ejure0/s1600-h/english_sucks.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 317px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJgqIo_O7rr2H9z2oE7xIZYcAoDvaP87x2ez70Fqlh4We8ohC76j0sUdlusPEKcolSZgXSuZ76sCf858z0-PbS-C89ZNdMaWiGNorOeF1-U0_7sINxBHHKZNpLWP0qO7wklEOU1Ejure0/s400/english_sucks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275602042222238914" border="0" /></a>Couldn't have said it better myself.<br /></div>Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598091900973893234noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-10782317970701080132008-11-18T07:28:00.000-08:002008-11-18T07:29:08.957-08:00Another Pet Peeve of Mine<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/11/17/sign-win/"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8390" title="fail-owned-quotation-marks-correction-sign-fail" src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/11/fail-owned-quotation-marks-correction-sign-fail.jpg" alt="fail owned pwned pictures" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-64216662186754803992008-11-17T13:51:00.000-08:002008-11-17T13:52:50.726-08:00And this is why I love Baldo...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFF8YUdLxbuWSWrcMsW2Q1RctLvLeoL_P6Wz8vkQtiTgWJznBZqMOdqvDcCwuvydpA3DHjKqdc6tFZeLKy5AbWWVU8betJs7gdKKNN-w-PuDPgDBDt3btchpiRf1_88k49KcTrrgtBoT4/s1600-h/literally.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 125px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFF8YUdLxbuWSWrcMsW2Q1RctLvLeoL_P6Wz8vkQtiTgWJznBZqMOdqvDcCwuvydpA3DHjKqdc6tFZeLKy5AbWWVU8betJs7gdKKNN-w-PuDPgDBDt3btchpiRf1_88k49KcTrrgtBoT4/s400/literally.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269747738184432866" border="0" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-88326299016312880652008-11-14T13:01:00.000-08:002008-11-14T13:02:02.436-08:00English: The American Language<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixBDLM82Q_OJXxIun2TxTN-rrFLqh-otR0HV_8A9hEgtNFi9XWP4RTw_LRe4WF4xbTQWJZA250F2G2NJmLd6v16q5ZMFaghxv2X3dgiutsBRtWkpJ49iaZLgqrkFPKDMQkkg2lUFhVfow/s1600-h/430.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 389px; height: 193px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixBDLM82Q_OJXxIun2TxTN-rrFLqh-otR0HV_8A9hEgtNFi9XWP4RTw_LRe4WF4xbTQWJZA250F2G2NJmLd6v16q5ZMFaghxv2X3dgiutsBRtWkpJ49iaZLgqrkFPKDMQkkg2lUFhVfow/s400/430.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268621358347747058" border="0" /></a>Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598091900973893234noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-46289367793829790332008-10-01T10:53:00.001-07:002008-10-01T10:53:35.394-07:00Retropunctuation<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRRVVZWwzP7wgL3HpZEMvrUu9dQ733qktbpS4WXSqiCuvY8KyXDNy7CYcemSsHu4mVaGIRSuUwHRuVyT0i5Ib4SRojh_feLh_76R44O-ZfsDek4DBoDh_vGpmamSNqHg8fOKtzkzoqhIU/s1600-h/retro.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRRVVZWwzP7wgL3HpZEMvrUu9dQ733qktbpS4WXSqiCuvY8KyXDNy7CYcemSsHu4mVaGIRSuUwHRuVyT0i5Ib4SRojh_feLh_76R44O-ZfsDek4DBoDh_vGpmamSNqHg8fOKtzkzoqhIU/s400/retro.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252245115630166194" border="0" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-12198961264349270802008-10-01T09:48:00.001-07:002008-10-01T09:49:09.342-07:0012 Fun HeadlinesI hope you are all excited that after long months of waiting, I am finally making a post! Enjoy.<br /><br />1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says<br />2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers<br />3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted<br />4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case<br />5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents<br />6. Farmer Bill Dies in House<br />7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms<br />8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms<br />9. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax<br />10. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead<br />11. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies<br />12. Include Your Children When Baking CookiesBeckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13129578337346486824noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-49834728511828907352008-09-29T14:29:00.001-07:002008-09-29T14:29:34.176-07:00Tee hee<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7UZndlivIg5rcC-v0wJWZvOWtn75RDXad2iGq8DCtZ9O1JAugczwxk5t4QRoPmtbFBHIF0En4OxhVfFDr75wj-yxL-oBn2F1VJOZc2uTy_u5XuXVfpheTt3wnOpQQJ1rF9WYFUTkwSko/s1600-h/milkshake.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7UZndlivIg5rcC-v0wJWZvOWtn75RDXad2iGq8DCtZ9O1JAugczwxk5t4QRoPmtbFBHIF0En4OxhVfFDr75wj-yxL-oBn2F1VJOZc2uTy_u5XuXVfpheTt3wnOpQQJ1rF9WYFUTkwSko/s400/milkshake.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251558553002290882" border="0" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-91755475331669084722008-09-24T11:38:00.000-07:002008-09-24T11:39:35.504-07:00Power of PunctuationFor those that say punctuation doesn't matter, <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060806.wr-rogers07/BNStory/Business/home.">this </a>news story begs to differ.Traciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05555164613524033553noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-89423446781355867212008-09-11T07:54:00.001-07:002008-09-11T07:55:54.423-07:00Semicolon ControversyGo read this absolutely hilarious article about the supposed gender of the semicolon: <a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/08/21/girly_semicolon/">http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/08/21/girly_semicolon/ </a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-wt7bXEtvvyX5AogMP2y3zrBadIXG2uQpTe55VuA3kYtPaHwdQTfySXfxFOa5rGwRZxSkx06sR4W9dxBE96UFsFX8bJd_la532RtWHzaTUK4UMu1slDOgYcI4s5x2RolRg-jWypc2k0o/s1600-h/semicolon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-wt7bXEtvvyX5AogMP2y3zrBadIXG2uQpTe55VuA3kYtPaHwdQTfySXfxFOa5rGwRZxSkx06sR4W9dxBE96UFsFX8bJd_la532RtWHzaTUK4UMu1slDOgYcI4s5x2RolRg-jWypc2k0o/s400/semicolon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244777448328952770" border="0" /></a><br />Semicolon: girlie? Your thoughts?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-35681090389575784142008-08-05T11:35:00.000-07:002008-08-05T11:37:28.816-07:00This Makes Me Happy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/273/"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_5kYBvsM0FVo/SJidoMQTQTI/AAAAAAAAAWY/NTzLwhaVweo/s400/drew_verbing.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231104281000755506" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I love verbing. I think it's very funny and the source of many great new words. Go check out <a href="lefthandedtoons.com">left-handed toons</a>. More funny stuff where that came from.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-25607927171577158802008-08-01T13:52:00.001-07:002008-08-01T13:57:07.001-07:00One More Reason Not to Get a TattooJust after "they're stupid" and "they're ugly" and closely related to reason number one,"they're permanent," comes reason most persuasive: "you can't spell."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_5kYBvsM0FVo/SJN3nbSrdsI/AAAAAAAAAU4/LG0BXMCz0EU/s1600-h/bad_tattoo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_5kYBvsM0FVo/SJN3nbSrdsI/AAAAAAAAAU4/LG0BXMCz0EU/s400/bad_tattoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229655111531984578" border="0" /></a><br />In the words of Ross: "Y O U apostrophe R E means YOU ARE; Y O U R means your!" Similar issue with its here, people. Some weird possessive issues going on with the cards this guy was delt [sic] . . . oh wait, I mean sick.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-10594191168511027802008-07-25T12:30:00.001-07:002008-07-25T12:30:46.122-07:00...LiterallyProbably one of my worst language-related pet peeves is the misuse of the word “literally.” When people say things like “I literally exploded!” I get pretty excited waiting for the story of how they put all their atoms and molecules back together after being blown to a million bits. I suppose I am a bit sadistic. But seriously, let’s look at the definition for “literal”—<span class="senselabel">1 a</span><strong><span style=";font-family:";" >:</span></strong><span class="sensecontent"> according with the letter of the scriptures</span><span class="sensebreak"> </span><span class="senselabel">b</span><strong><span style=";font-family:";" >:</span></strong><span class="sensecontent"> adhering to fact or to the ordinary construction or primary meaning of a term or expression </span><strong><span style=";font-family:";" >:</span></strong><span class="sensecontent"> <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/actual">actual</a> </span><span class="vi"><liberty in="" the=""></liberty></span><em><span style=";font-family:";" >literal</span></em><span class="vi"> sense is impossible — B. N. Cardozo></span><span class="sensebreak"> </span><span class="senselabel">c</span><strong><span style=";font-family:";" >:</span></strong><span class="sensecontent"> free from exaggeration or embellishment </span><span class="vi"><the></the></span><em><span style=";font-family:";" >literal</span></em><span class="vi"> truth></span><span class="sensebreak"> </span><span class="senselabel">d</span><strong><span style=";font-family:";" >:</span></strong><span class="sensecontent"> characterized by a concern mainly with facts </span><a very=""><em><span style=";font-family:";" >literal</span></em><span class="vi"> man><o:p></o:p></span></a><a very=""> </a><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="vi"><a very="">So you see, it just doesn’t make any sense to say, “I wanted to literally crack my head open like an egg.” However, it would make sense to say “I literally wanted to crack my head open like an egg.” See the difference? I really did want to – it was my actual, factual desire in that moment. I’ll tell you the story, as soon as that guy tells me how he got his molecules back in order.<o:p></o:p></a></span></p><a very=""> </a><p class="MsoNormal"><a very="">Imagine my consternation then, when I read the second definition for “literally” from Merriam Webster:<span style=""> </span><span class="senselabel">2</span><span class="sensebreak"> </span><strong><span style=";font-family:";" >:</span></strong><span class="sensecontent"> in effect </span><strong><span style=";font-family:";" >:</span></strong><span class="sensecontent"> </span></a><a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/virtually">virtually</a> <span class="vi"><will></will></span><em><span style=";font-family:";" >literally</span></em><span class="vi"> turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins> <b style=""><i style="">WHAT!?! </i></b>and yes, that is deserving of two exclamation points and a question mark, italics and bolding. I mean<b style=""><i style=""> WHAT!?! </i></b>why in the world should a word have two meanings that are in <i style="">exact opposition</i><span style=""> </span>to each other? It very much angers me. They say that it is used in a hyperbolic sense, but I think that people really just have no idea what it means when they say they are literally hungry enough to eat an elephant. You are not that hungry. I know that. …Literally.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_5kYBvsM0FVo/SIop1HB5w9I/AAAAAAAAATI/IR4mkbX9png/s1600-h/literally.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_5kYBvsM0FVo/SIop1HB5w9I/AAAAAAAAATI/IR4mkbX9png/s400/literally.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227036309913715666" border="0" /></a></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-68046287236978562852008-07-17T10:36:00.000-07:002008-07-17T10:51:14.763-07:00O.K., o.k., Okay, OK, or okay?So I learned something interesting. And by interesting I mean interesting to me because I'm a geeky editor who loves words. I've always wondered why the heck when I've typed "okay" in the past it sometimes pulls up as a misspelling. Turns out "okay" is not Merriam-Webster's, a.k.a THE dictionary to use, preferred spelling. It lists OK as the spelling for the word that means "all right." So I guess a long time ago OK did not used to mean "all right" as it does today. It is an abbreviation derived from<span style="font-style: italic;"> oll korrect</span>, a facetious alteration of <span style="font-style: italic;">all correct</span>. It dates back to 1839. So I think, if I remember correctly, it's an abbreviation that was used on printer's proof to state that everything was OK, i.e. "all correct." Overtime the meaning and usage of the word has changed to mean "all right." But I personally prefer "okay" to OK. OK seems weird to me. How are you feeling today? I'm feeling OK. It just looks weird. And since the usage has changed I don't think it's appropriate to use it as an abbreviation anymore. And please don't add periods. That just makes it even more awkward. As much as I love my M-W, I think we're going to have to agree to disagree. I will forever spell it as okay.Traciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05555164613524033553noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-69620256837166913022008-06-20T12:22:00.000-07:002008-06-20T12:23:23.890-07:00Editors on a Mission<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-nCb2fvclvRCnuMkQZ_AhGIs8ML4yS3r_LT8YaF4VUHsbwk_EHD3tUV4Y5DuJOsPUvlgbdwrL1y-fpdsh4e236D-DkysJQilQuR00Enb7b3mFFFu6OlxfdrC7xe-JQC5tfFkEw-VY2vY/s1600-h/correction.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-nCb2fvclvRCnuMkQZ_AhGIs8ML4yS3r_LT8YaF4VUHsbwk_EHD3tUV4Y5DuJOsPUvlgbdwrL1y-fpdsh4e236D-DkysJQilQuR00Enb7b3mFFFu6OlxfdrC7xe-JQC5tfFkEw-VY2vY/s400/correction.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214046467829139858" border="0" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-25529171304673543182008-06-04T13:14:00.000-07:002008-06-04T13:15:52.194-07:00Tips for Proper EnglishI love this list. Just FYI, don't take the tips seriously. They are meant to be tongue-in-cheek. :)<br /><br /><br />1. Avoid alliteration. Always.<br />2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.<br />4. Employ the vernacular.<br />5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.<br />6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.<br />7. Remember to never split an infinitive.<br />8. Contractions aren't necessary.<br />9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.<br />10. One should never generalize.<br />11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."<br />12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.<br />13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.<br />14. Be more or less specific.<br />15. Understatement is always best.<br />16. One-word sentences? Eliminate.<br />17. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.<br />18. The passive voice is to be avoided.<br />19. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.<br />20. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.<br />21. Who needs rhetorical questions?<br />22. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.<br />23. Don't never use a double negation.<br />24. capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with point<br />25. Do not put statements in the negative form.<br />26. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.<br />27. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.<br />28. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.<br />29. A writer must not shift your point of view.<br />30. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)<br />31. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!<br />32. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.<br />33. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.<br />34. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.<br />35. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.<br />36. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.<br />37. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.<br />38. Always pick on the correct idiom.<br />39. The adverb always follows the verb.<br />40. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; They're old hat; seek viable alternatives.Traciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05555164613524033553noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-48160728193935672912008-06-04T12:55:00.001-07:002008-06-04T12:59:57.571-07:00Pronunciation- GHOTIEnglish, coming from many sources, (yes, even French. Sorry, but it's true) has a bunch of wacky messed up rules, especially pertaining to spelling and Pronunciation.<br /><br />For example, how would you pronounce: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Ghoti</span>?" If you're like me (and George Bernard Shaw, and other linguistic lovers, though Shaw wanted to simplify our spelling, but that's a topic for another day) we would pronounce it "<span style="font-weight: bold;">fish.</span>" Why, you ask? Simple:<br /><br />the <span style="font-weight: bold;">-gh</span> sound in "lau<span style="font-weight: bold;">gh</span>."<br />the <span style="font-weight: bold;">-o</span> sound in "w<span style="font-weight: bold;">o</span>men."<br />and the <span style="font-weight: bold;">-ti</span> sound in "na<span style="font-weight: bold;">ti</span>on."<br /><br />Get it? Ghoti= fish.<br /><br />Thank you to my old teacher, Professor Harper for teaching me that fun tidbit of spelling, and thank you, English language, for being so messed up that we can say "Ghoti" and sound like the kind of meat that nobody likes!Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598091900973893234noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-1418407578586021732008-06-04T12:50:00.000-07:002008-06-04T12:54:04.617-07:00Welcome!<p class="MsoNormal">Welcome to CACCAA!<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br />This is Tracie speaking, cofounder of the Coalition against Cacophonous Commas and Abused Apostrophes. Charity is the other cofounder and my co-conspirator in our little world. Because Charity and I are quirky and editors and quirky editors, we have created this blog in an attempt to rant/rave against the many English errors we see in this world. This blog will also serve as a place to discuss the quirkiness of the English language in general. What this blog is NOT intended for is to insult or demean or pick on our various friends and family members. If you learn something from our blog, great. But please don’t think we are making fun of you or that we think you are unintelligent. Just remember, we are editors by profession and spirit, thus the quirkiness and analness of our general attitude about the English language.</p>Traciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05555164613524033553noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2457714431664720250.post-35751777552375624632008-06-04T07:39:00.000-07:002008-06-04T07:43:40.207-07:00Today's RantWhy in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">world</span> don't <span style="font-weight: bold;">scientists</span><span style="font-style: italic;">, </span>of all people, understand that <span style="font-style: italic;">phenomenon </span>is the singular form and <span style="font-style: italic;">phenomena</span> is PLURAL!<br /><br />SCIENTISTS!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10033605943467715884noreply@blogger.com1