Wednesday, October 1, 2008

12 Fun Headlines

I hope you are all excited that after long months of waiting, I am finally making a post! Enjoy.

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
9. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
10. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
11. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
12. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2 comments:

Charity said...

Ha ha Becky! That was hilarious! Well worth the wait my friend.

Kris said...

Laughed my head off, not literally!